AND it has pockets!
Edit: The dress in question.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074TZF71M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
AND the pockets are super stealth, you can't even tell they're there. AND it's only $22!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074TZF71M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1