The amazon oddities tag on this led to some seriously interesting gems. Along with reddit's old friend the Badonkadonk, there were some new friends, like the wooden toilet throne.

344 in all! Looking for distraction, anyone?

This is the largest thing you can order from Amazon. Heard about it on the bugle.

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1389043723&sr=8-10&keywords=badonkadonk

this?

Usually ships in 6 to 10 days.

Nice to know if I wish to buy a wedding chapel.

Edit: Even better: Buy this for $19,999.95 and pay $14.99 for shipping.

I'd buy it if it had free shipping.

Never mind a car! I think this guy bought a tank!!

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

Well deserving. http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_url

It must be the badonkadonk tank. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00067F1CE

It's this.

They sell tanks on Amazon, I think they might be bigger.
 
Okay, that tank might be a little small for a tank...

Where else can I get 2-day shipping on a Badonkadonk?

Wow, I wanted to correct you but the tank actually weighs less.

I have solved it! Here

Possibly this $20,000 tank.

Customers who viewed this item also viewed...

No. It's got to be the Badonkadonk tank.

Hah! The funniest thing about this is the Amazon says "Customers who viewed this item also viewed this:" http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t

A Badonkadonk land cruiser, perhaps.

The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. While it does not actually come with weapons. It is a TANK!