Good Seasons Italian Dressing Mix (2 packets) plus McCormick Brown Gravy Mix (2 packets) plus 2 cups of water and a 2-4 pound hunk of cheap beef like bottom round roast for 6-8 hours on low. Add some Pepperoncini and their juice close to the end of the cooking time; shred beef. Serve on good rolls or buns.

Also this on pork chops.