Wow, you aren't kidding! Just checked Amazon and THESE "SUNOCULARS" were the cheapest thing I could find.....

Apparently they are very hard to find in the Tampa area according to This Article

However, you could try looking for welding goggles with level 13 filter as the article suggests. I tried looking on Amazon but apparently the filter level isn't something that's easily searchable there and I'm not going to click through every one.

The good news is that you DON"T NEED SPECIAL GLASSES, you can DIY your own safe way to watch the eclipse!!