check out these comments from a real Patek Philippe watch:

https://www.amazon.com/Patek-Philippe-5711-1A-010-autom%C3%A1tico/dp/B07QZXSCQF

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https://www.amazon.com/PHILIPPE-NAUTILUS-5980-1R-001-UNWORN/dp/B00TGAUR2Q/

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> If I don’t wear the watch, since it’s automatic, my butler needs to wear it, and he is always getting butter on it from preparing my morning scone, but the people at Patek just won’t make a butter-proof Nautilus.

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> I just love this watch, but the low price is a little misleading. The said nothing about the self-winding part of this mechanical movement, being a guy named Pedro. It cost me another $200k to build an addition to my house for Pedro to live in so that my watch would stay wound. That kind of hidden cost would have been a deal-breaker. However, I found out if I sent the watch back they would not have refunded the $4.99 shipping, so I kept the watch. Also, Pedro has turned to be a pretty good dude.

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> I was going originally only going to give it 4 stars because, while the watch itself is nothing to write home about, it does make a rather useful gripping device for preparing gilded poached ostrich eggs. However, I bumped it up to 5 stars when I realized just how quick and courteous my Amazon delivery man was! Will be buying another next week as soon as Burger King releases my paycheck (theres a hold on it for child support).

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> Dang it, my daughter has cancer and I had the choice of treatment for her or this watch. I’m gonna miss her, although she was kind of annoying wanting food and all.

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> I found out that if i wanted to keep this watch wound i would need to have Pedro or one of his brothers move in. I wasn't spending another 200k for a new addition on the house so i decided to get a F1 serval cat and attaching it to his cute little paw. Little did i know this 22k cat soon decided to take over the house establishing dominance over my Gardner, i would find him stuffed in a hole in the ground or in my slippers in the morning. I just couldn't have this so i sold the Gardner and moved to a condo in NYC, i love there salsa.

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> So I ordered two of this rather run of the mill timepiece. One is for modding of course and the other as my beater like when doing yard work and lawn mowing. There's really nothing special about this watch. It tells time no better than my G-Shock To be fair, my G-Shock is atomic and solar powered. Oh well, I may buy a few more for gifting as some may find this watch appealing enough. :;)

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and it goes on and on....

Lmao.