https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26
There ya go folks. I took it for the team.
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lol wut?
Damn, coming from that link this is probably the most nefarious "customers who viewed this also viewed..." ever.
Oh I'm sorry, what the fuck were you were saying?
The reviews are very entertaining.
I've always wanted to practice snipping a small boy's wee. Now I can. Thanks for manufacturing this little rubber boy cock for me to take a scissors to.
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Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn't scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you "practice".
They used to sell this too, complete with refills... Sadly enough it can still be bought online and they have a black model as well. How fucked up is this. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0083Y0W26/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
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