Landon always thought sports were stupid. Sorta. See… he was never really one for playing them or anything… but the stats around them. Those were interesting. Whether it came to gaming the local fantasy football league or trying to work out who teams should draft, Landon was the one person who could make the numbers work.
Which is why the monster girls want him bad. Only his knowledge of the intricacies of sports stats can save the day.
Why? Because the monster girls are losing at sportsball, and they need help. Help only Landon can provide.