The "most helpful review" is also humorous!
Make your own. Amazon link to Uranium ore here.
You know how to turn uranium ore into enriched uranium, right? The centrifuge method of isotope separation is recommended over any diffusion technique, of course. Depleted uranium is a byproduct of the process.
They do just have straight-up uranium samples lmao
I admit I'm a little disappointed that I did not see this in the "Customers also bought" section.
Fuckin' inflation. I was gonna say this uranium which used to be $29.95 and free shipping, but now it's $39.99 and free shipping.
Uranium ore. It's several billion years old, so it's half off.
Nah, become magic yourself! Get some radioactive uranium ore!
I saw that, I'm looking to see if I can find a bigger piece of it.
Surprisingly enough, they do sell uranium ore. It's legal in the US, as it is naturally occurring. https://smile.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
I can still get my uranium ore in less than two weeks, thats what really matters.
For people who think I'm joking
Hmm, still for sale on Amazon:
It said it was radioactive but it was only powerful enough to get you sick if you ingest it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_EV996PDNDB2T7EY23TPQ the link for it
Get yourself your very own tin of uranium ore. 1001 uses!
In the same vein : https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM