Me again lol

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008JEE6SQ/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_DRG4CQD5QWBSHVWYATDH

STOP TALKING. START DOING!!

https://www.amazon.com/5ive-Star-Gear-9060000-Detection/dp/B008JEE6SQ/ref=asc_df_B008JEE6SQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312329451831&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5925180173799887345&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032166&hvtargid=pla-475652021445&psc=1

Add these to your Christmas list.

Theft detection staining powder https://www.amazon.com/5ive-Star-Gear-9060000-Detection/dp/B008JEE6SQ/ref=asc_df_B008JEE6SQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312329451831&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5925180173799887345&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032166&hvtargid=pla-475652021445&psc=1

Stink bombs https://www.amazon.com/Loftus-International-Stink-Bombs-Pack/dp/B0001JX9IU/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1544580232&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=stink+bomb&dpPl=1&dpID=51-5lnY1bBL&ref=plSrch

Bottled ass. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1544580286&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=stink+bomb

Just set off a stink bomb in a sealed plastic bag with some rocks. Wrap that in bubble wrap, drop it in an amazon box and put it on your porch for all the thieves.

Add some staining powder to the outside of that box and you got yourself a cube of regret.

Happy holidays!!