This is a game changer. Stop dragging dry paper across your shitty asshole and get serious about keeping your ass crack clean.
I got this astor Bidet on a recommendation here in this sub. I hooked it up in 5 minutes, no tools. It works just fine-- for the price (~$25) I'd say it's pretty amazing.
Why won't [linking work](www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TUK7yb4RP9XSS)?
Everyone on this subreddit, go on Amazon and get yourselves a bidet! Less than $30 to access that cooling booty relief, it’s also a major toilet paper money saver. This is the one I have, godspeed y’alls’ buttholes.
Same here! Took a suggestion from this sub and got the Astor (no pun intended by me- but possibly by the manufacturer) Bidet from Amazon for $30 including shipping. It took less than 5 minutes to hook up using their parts. Now my parts are constantly clean and there is no more wiping- sometimes a pat down to dry the area. I still check with TP after particularly crazy BMs and am still amazed that the area is completely clean.
edit: https://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW
I bought one for my parents too.
[not that expensive](www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TUK7yb4RP9XSS) to retrofit.
Personally, I don't like using public drinking fountains because the nozzles are a bacterial dreamland. I imagine the spray heads on a bidet are even worse.
A bidet.
I got this son of a bitch 2 years ago and its been amazing. I no longer am concerned about dingleberries, and I use far less toilet paper due to the elimination of the sharpie effect. On hot summer days, nothing feels better. Super easy installation too.
I bought one from the brand "Astor" - the cheapest one they had. It's been years so it's a little different now but the closest model I can find on Amazon is this (however it seems there's a shortage of them on Amazon right now because all appear to be sold out)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=dp_cerb_1
These two from Walmart seem to be comparable in both price and functionality:
If you think you're gonna be a big bidet convert, and you have a power outlet near your toilet, I would recommend going with a Japanese style washlet system. Toto makes the best. They have heated seats, self cleaning functionality, and warmed, adjustable water. Those are the best. But they're so expensive ~$300 and I would have to get a power outlet installed making it way too expensive.
These nice $30 guys from Walmart and Amazon get the job done. Super easy to install, I did it in 10 minutes and I'm not a super crafty guy. The only thing some people may have an issue with is the temperature - they connect to the same line of water as your toilet so the water gets pretty cold in the winter. But I don't think it really is noticable, especially when you turn the pressure up high. That's the second thing that some people might have an issue with - the pressure is completely adjustable to your comfort level, but the max is REALLY strong compared to Japanese washlets. I don't think that's a bad thing, but just go slow until you get used to it, haha
Hopefully those two from Walmart won't sell out soon. I haven't checked on Amazon in years before today so I don't know if that's usual or if the virus is scaring people into being bidet converts (if only one good thing can come out of the virus, lol)
Use way less toilet paper, cleaner butthole, and just an overall more comfortable pooping experience (no more wiping over and over). Seriously, this thing is a complete game changer. I used to love taking work dumps so I would be getting paid to poop but ever since I got this thing I try to always poop before I leave the house. It is a world of difference.
That plus a squatty potty and you'd be a defecation champion.
