Fair enough, if you're willing to pay for it then the newer D3300 and D3400 models would give you all of that, plus you'll get a nice boost in image quality too. Not sure what you're willing to spend, but you can get a used D3300 for $315-330 or a used D3400 for ~$340-370 from a reputable seller with warranty.
Also there's wireless shutter release options out there.