Use regular cheap LED LED light bulbs from Walmart/Home Depot. Use the 1500-1600 lumen "100 watt equivalent" ones. You want three per five gallon bucket and have the bulbs pointed downward.
You can also trade your wife in for a new model if needed.
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Eagle-Equivalent-Non-Dimmable-15-Watt/dp/B07QFW3VZV/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=1500+lumen+light+bulb+3500k&qid=1580080032&sr=8-8