As I suffer from the same affliction, I feel it's OK for me to feed your man-child nature a little and can do so without feeling guilty.

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Chocolate-Frosting-Imported-Canada/dp/B00MH58QVG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417640513&sr=8-2&keywords=dunkaroos

Enjoy. Sadly they aren't on prime though.