I'm here! Hmm....I'm not sure how weird I can find something haha! Does mustache wax count as weird if I intend to use it to make a really weird mustache? :) Clubman Moustache Wax Chestnut 0.50 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EBFJTM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_te0iBbTY5M243