I figured I'd give a shout-out to the two runner-ups.

Paran0idAndr0id Turbosliiime - I'm a sucker for a land destruction deck with a sense of humor. The idea of ooze destroying all before it cracks me up. I would love to use something like this for Archenemy.

charizardguy Soul-Sisters - I love the idea of endless hp. The only reason I didn't pick this one is because the only thing more awful than never getting a kill in would be to mill your own deck trying. I also have never made a mono-white and playing this would be incredibly therapeutic.

The winner was Leviathans - In playtesting this thing, the intended effect came into play draw 5 or so and I nearly wet myself. Goomba stomping around with unblockable monsters was awesome.

Honoure-able Mention: Wingedterra - I need these so badly that I'm actually spending the gift card on this and buying a couple decks outright.

Thank you everyone! I'm glad that there was a bit or participation. Thanks for making this another excellent subreddit.