Ohhhh, this will be fun. A few items to consider:

This melting pig steamer.

A best-selling book of photographic erotica (kinda).

Totally ideal for this sub: a placenta cookbook.

This trophy to remind JNMILs of their beautiful sons.

Some new friends to hang around with.

This sophisticated champagne bong flute.

For JNMILs who have to potty late at night, let this light the way.

This cute li'l doggo.

Sorry, I'm somewhat a connoisseur of weird Amazon items. :D

Good finds. Would just like to point out this item that was suggested on the page that is also pretty sweet lol