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violentmasturbation /r/RandomActsofMakeup
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1970-01-16 19:30:26.262 +0000 UTC

READ 'JOHN DIES AT THE END". This is absolutely my favourite book. It's kinda hard to describe, but it's a type of fiction, sci-fi book. But 100% hilarious. Even if I don't win, PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU'LL READ IT. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!! :D Oh, and sponge! Am I sposed to link an item from my wishlist? Are we allowed to wish for body spray? I'm thinking I'm gonna be getting a job soon, and I wanna smell nice, hehe. If not, I've heard real good things about this face primer.

SUMMARY OF THE BOOK: "The main character--who though named David Wong, is not a biographical representation of the author--and his best friend--named John--stumble across a drug called Soy Sauce that lets them have out of body experiences. Then they are attacked by monsters and stuff. Dave kills a dude. They find out the world is being attacked by a Lovecraftian god named Korrok, whose godhood has not saved him from being totally retarded. Dave must overcome Korrok's dark and invisible army, while overcoming his own personal demons. His primary demon is the fact that he just doesn't give a shit." NOW tell me that you don't wanna get into this book! Honestly, I think I'm getting so excited about it cause I've really been wanting to reread it. Sadly, I let a friend borrow the book. I never got it back. ;~;