https://www.amazon.com/Hole-Beanie-Face-Mask-Ski/dp/B07ZDLW96H/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=ski+mask&qid=1606505658&sr=8-5

Looks like something out of a more colorful The Scream painting. Comes in all sorts of uncomfortably gaudy colors. Probably makes you look like a mix between a bank robber and The Joker. Does have good reviews though so at the end of the day it's still practical.

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https://www.amazon.com/Ambesonne-Curtain-Internet-Communication-Bathroom/dp/B06XY23R2S/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=shower+curtain+ugly&qid=1606505991&refinements=p_36%3A-1000&rnid=386465011&sr=8-3

There's only one left in stock so better get it before your GF does.