OMG. THIS VACUUM HAS A HIGHER STAR RATING AND 683 5 STAR REVIEWS. IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY.
How small? This is what I have and it works great even though I have two long haired cats: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZBIZTW/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1