The Amazon reviews are hilarious

As a teenager I remember buying some sugar free candy and eating the whole box because the calorie count was so low, so why shouldn't I stuff myself on this delicious sugar free candy? I thought I had found three key to happiness... Delicious snacks with few/no calories.

It's hard to overstate the digestive distress I experienced that night. I was so pissed. I couldn't believe that the manufacturer hadn't put a huge warning label on the box warning against hours of sulfurous farts and explosive diarrhea for anyone stupid enough to eat more than a few candies.

I bought these hand-held bidets to squirt my butt. They were super helpful. I also used petroleum jelly to coat my butt after every other poop to make sure I did not get irritated. I only used the wet wipes 2 times, and I could do without, honestly.

Each poop lasted about 15-20 seconds of straight water shooting out of my butt. After that, I would squirt it to clean it and dab dry with a paper towel. Apply petroleum jelly after every other trip to the pot.

As for drinking the mix, if you get the gallon and it's flavored with lemon-lime, it's not that bad. Make sure it's cold, tho, and drink a nice juice after each glass. I did about an ounce of apple juice after each glass. I also mixed each glass with store-bought lemonade (about 2 ounces in each cup, to thin it out and make it easier to drink). That's pretty much it.