Alright, just put a two-pack of these on my birthday list.

https://www.amazon.com/Infinite-Improbability-Sticker-Nameplate-Universal/dp/B0BS165B2R/ref=sr_1_5?crid=8SM0AEMC4NUL&keywords=infinite%2Bimprobability%2Bdrive&qid=1674390979&sprefix=infinite%2Bimprobability%2Bdrive%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-5&th=1

Plus a license plate frame.

https://www.amazon.com/Rossne-Powered-Infinite-Improbability-Protector/dp/B083RXHRXD/ref=sr_1_13?crid=8SM0AEMC4NUL&keywords=infinite+improbability+drive&qid=1674390979&sprefix=infinite+improbability+drive%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-13