http://www.amazon.com/Focusrite-SCARLETT-Studio-Pack-Microphone/dp/B00CLFWLHC/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1419961408&sr=8-4&keywords=scarlett+2i2 (Better than just a line-in for your computer).

Pirate a copy of Amplitube. This can be your micro terror and all the pedals you could ever want.

http://www.americanmusical.com/Item--i-JAC-2910237-LIST (Jackson Dinky with Floyd system)

All for appx. $600.