I suppose you could go with snowboarding goggles over the glasses or get some prescription sports goggles. Bonus is they are usually antifog.

I mean if you can just not care how you look anyway

Over the glasses: https://www.amazon.com/Pacific-Coast-Airfoil-Glasses-Goggles/dp/B001CVXW1K/ref=asc_df_B001CVXW1K/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312111914138&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14836737815517517187&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=2840&hvtargid=pla-451421647148&psc=1

Prescription basketball goggles:

https://www.sporteyes.com/liberty-sport-f8-slam-patriot-sports-glasses.html