Some times I sleep shop while on Ambian, often I will come home from work to find a mysterious Amazon package on my door step that I don't remember ordering. I call these Ambian purchases. I dont mind this so much as I usually get things I want, but one such purchase was this beauty:
This if by far the most useless kitchen tool I own.
Some other odd Ambian purchases include flash light stun gun (2 of them, i guess one for each hand?), Bear Claw back scratcher (I guess i was itchy), an erlenmeyer flask, a tiger (yes, I tried to purchase a real live tiger from the internet, luckily there was an incoherent email exchange beforehand between me and a very confused tiger salesman)