I haven’t had them in a few years (likely because I may have eaten a lifetime’s worth after discovering them), but I would highly recommend SkyFlakes Crackers. IIRC they are a pretty solid cracker, can get a good snap out of them, and they are more filling than most other crackers I’ve tried.

Also, that Kraft Cheez Whiz I mentioned also makes Saltines disappear. It’s real easy to sit down with a sleeve of Saltines, the jar of Cheez Whiz, a butter knife, and a tall glass of water, and practically inhale all of it.

People talk about their addictions to chocolate, cake, and ice cream. Meanwhile I’m pushing the limits on how long the human body can sustain itself on a 90% savory cracker intake.