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Alexa: "An additional 275 Gallons of Sex Lube ordered. Delivery is expected between May 6 and May 13. Would you like to order another?"
Alexis: (piercing shrieks of laughter)
Me: (to dog) "Hey Alex! Stop humping my go&&amned leg you horny bas%ard!"
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Me: "Alexa, cancel order"
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