You're right, I used quotes for a reason.
Edit: if you're debating that it exists: https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Alienware-Area-51M-i9-9900K/dp/B07QVH85YJ
OEMs can shove those in "laptops"
Edit: why are you all downvoting me? https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Alienware-Area-51M-i9-9900K/dp/B07QVH85YJ