For my brother. With a note reading, "Good hunting."
For the only girl.
For the person placed last.

u/TheSpiritofTruth666 said:

Desperate individuals and crackheads are going to shrug off pepper spray.

Can confirm. However, the initial shock of it is debilitating enough, if you're fast, it gives you an advantage for follow-up attack with another weapon. Police are trained to spray, then INSTANTLY follow with baton strikes to the big thigh muscles for maximum debilitation, with minimal risk of breaking bones or causing other serious injury. This is my technique too. Only people loaded up on drugs can shrug off that amount of pain, and then you need to either retreat or do significantly more harm.

Never strike the head, neck, or shoulders with a club weapon. Even with no visible injury, it is unacceptably likely to kill or severely injure them. If you have to do more harm to stop an attacker, aim for the knees, arms, hands, hips, etc. If they're armed, or otherwise obviously intend to do you harm (as opposed to just steal something), then you're wisest course of action is to run. If you're too close to run or you're protecting your family, go for the head, and stop the attack immediately, but understand one or both of you are probably going to die.

Oh, and get yourself some GOOD pepper spray, and keep it in your hand so you're extremely fast with it:

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Use a coil keychain lanyard to prevent losing it after dropping it, which you will need to do when you switch to the baton or club weapon for the follow-up deterrence strikes to fully defeat the attacker:

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Remember, if you need it, you need it fast. Don't put it in a bag, case, or holder you have to open and fish around to find it. Ideally, you want it already in your hand long before you realize you have no choice but to use it. The element of surprise adds shock value that greatly increases the effectiveness of the pepper spray and the blunt strikes. Basically, in the mind of the attacker, he's in a lot of pain because you're always 2 steps ahead of him, and he doesn't want to know what comes next after the baton strikes if he continues to persist against a strong and prepared defender (probably serious injury or death).