Hi! I'm super happy to share my new series.
Here's the blurb:
Charlie Never asked to be the first Pizzamancer.
He didn't even know magic was real until he got sucked into a wormhole and wound up sharing a brain with a smart-mouthed Halfling from another galaxy.
Now he's trapped on an alien world, its wild places teeming with weird fantasy creatures, sweet loot, and impossible powers. A world where maybe he can have a fresh start as someone better than he used to be.
How will Charlie exploit the fact that, in this strange realm, pizza has the power to resurrect the dead?
And in the entire galaxy, he's the only man who can toss it by hand....
And here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BXQ2S2YF
This is going to be a long series where I release at least one novella a month for the foreseeable future. It's LitRPG, which means there are game-like elements such as stats and classes and weird abilities. But mostly, it's a cozy story with a relatable main character who gets transported to a different world and decides he doesn't really want to go home. Because it's awesome. And pizza has the power to cure death.
Appreciate everyone who gives it a shot! Many thanks!
Hey there! Episode Two of The Definitive Pizza-Flavored Isekai of Spring, 2023 is now live on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. The deal is: I'm delivering a novella in this series every month until I die and am reincarnated(or the series ends).
Here's the link for Book One: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BXQ2S2YF
And Book Two: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZ8HTQZP
Oh and how about a blurb?:
Charlie is horny for adventure.
It's time to see what this system and these magical abilities are all about. The First Trial of Ka is underway and success is going to demand the full menu of his weird new powers.
Can Charlie cut it? Will he screw everything up? Does he even belong in this strange new world?
He sure hopes so. He's got his sights set on increasing his power and acquiring epic loots. And maybe he's got his sights set a little bit on that troll girl, Uni, too.
But there's on question he never even thought to ask:
What happens when you feed cold pizza to a warm corpse?
Gosh that is such an incomprehensibly weird blurb if you aren't familiar with the first book. Basically, this is a mostly light-hearted LitRPG about a regular dude who gets yoinked to a distant galaxy and is forced to share a brain with a smart-mouthed Hobbit. And oh yeah, pizza has the power to resurrect the dead. So grateful to everyone who has already checked it out and those who will. Many thanks and have a great weekend!