Amazon T-Shirt: Bigfoot saw what you did in the woods and he's DISGUSTED.
Campers beware! There's a Squatch in the woods and sees what you do when you think are alone, and he's revolted. Bigfoot saw what you did and he's disgusted. You may call him Wood Booger and Skunk Ape but that's nothing compared to what you or your buddies did while you were camping. For shame.