An 87-in-one Swiss Army knife.

Looking at the knife itself on Amazon, holy shit how do people even buy those? It looks impossible to carry portably (which is the whole point of a pocketknife/multitool) and difficult to open individual tools. The same with this one. It doesn't seem like anything but a collectible.

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hpc_13?ie=UTF8&refRID=004FE6NNZ8ECA317VBQM

My guess is the Wenger http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001DZTJRQ

Okay but only because you asked so politely

Here’s a link to that

Found a similar one for sale in the US: http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369248065&sr=8-1&keywords=Wenger+Giant+Swiss+Army+Knife

No great user-submitted images, though.

The amazon reviews for this product are great!

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1533837753&sr=8-3&keywords=wenger+giant#customerReviews