https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XJV541G/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_NZATTQMSF6T630FB1R5Z

Get your own and engrave it with your name. Someone will end up stealing it or using it to cut cake.

If anyone cuts cake with it, make sure to have a response ready "now go and clean my fucken spatula before i flip this table you stupid bitch"