I'm with you, I hate this shit. If I'm going to be outside for a while I grab a fly fishing spf hoodie, get it all wet, and put it on. They hold water well and the evaporative effect is like walking around in air conditioning for a while. Mine are Columbia/Orvis brands but it looks like Amazon has some other options for much cheaper: https://www.amazon.com/Willit-Protection-Hoodie-T-Shirt-Sleeve/dp/B07S24QM35/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=Sun+Hoodie+Fishing&qid=1659878854&sr=8-8