Yo comprarÃa varios de estos (los reviews son geniales): https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
A handful of pokeweed berries and a black walnut or two. Smash those up in water and let it sit for a bit. Strain out the liquid then use that in something like this.
Might as well mix some glitter and/or some liquid ass.
Really, really, really need to ensure this only gets the right person though.
This will be the talk of the party: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1386005176&sr=8-1&pi=SY200
Just spray some of this near them, should do the trick!
Does Amazon sell a product that muffles sound from the neighbor?
Not sure but one thing Amazon does sell is Liquid Ass.
Nearly all the reviews mention noisy neighbors.
Add these to your Christmas list.
Theft detection staining powder https://www.amazon.com/5ive-Star-Gear-9060000-Detection/dp/B008JEE6SQ/ref=asc_df_B008JEE6SQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312329451831&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5925180173799887345&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032166&hvtargid=pla-475652021445&psc=1
Just set off a stink bomb in a sealed plastic bag with some rocks. Wrap that in bubble wrap, drop it in an amazon box and put it on your porch for all the thieves.
Add some staining powder to the outside of that box and you got yourself a cube of regret.
Happy holidays!!
My kids get $250 for Christmas to buy their own gifts. They buy them wrap them up and put them under the tree from me. Then at least I am surprised on Christmas and they always get inappropriate stuff that I would never get them. One year my teenager bought Liquid Ass. That almost got the program cancelled.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_hSKtwbBHNF0P0
Just use liquid ass