Make sure the runner in your life never has to worry about chafing again!

This?

100% legit

In keeping with the type of suggestions being offered, here's my contribution.

Make sure you pick up your complimentary barrel of lube on the way to the checkout

I meant to buy the 55 gallon drum. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO . If you were dating Kelly Kapowski you would buy it too.

Right...Textbooks...

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

It was all me, I bought a dozen of these: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1515106096&sr=8-3&keywords=lube+55+gallon+drum&dpPl=1&dpID=41%2B5DXOl9zL&ref=plSrch

Never can have enough of this...

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

55 gallon drum of lube. For obvious & non obvious reasons. Read the reviews. :D

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

couple of these

I can't imagine the suggestions after buying this: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/

According to OP, Amazon.

Yep, OP is correct.

It's a pity they're out of stock.

Hey, u/Ok-Willow-5 how many did you buy? That's a prep the rest of us need to get as well.

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Dude, they don't just "sell lube"

unless of course this is a normal amount of lube for you

What else?

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Judging by the dimensions and some rough number crunching, I would say it is about 30 55 gallon barrels of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant.

When they're selling this on their site, you know Bezos fucks.

Then again, he might not even use lube.

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Use it to pay for some of this.

Confirmed. This actually exists as an amazon product.

source

How much are you looking to throw at this? :P

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Could have been this:

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

This was the heaviest item I was aware of them selling.

Well he could have ordered a lifetime supply of lube...

Also, a 55-gallon tub of lube.

Edit: Read here for more info. And according to its page on Amazon the sale is still going on. 46% off AND free shipping and people are complaining? There's just no pleasing them.

Just a few more sign ups and you can afford a 55 gallon barrel of lube! perfect for wrestling matches and throwing at your enemies.

This: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00TLXWVRM

Maybe this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UYC1ASU

Unfortunately, this one is out of your budget: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO

Is 55 gallons of it enough for you?

If so, ==> https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Possibly....

Somebody finally bought it.

nah it was http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Are you sure?

or if you need 55 gallons of lube

Holy shit, this thing is almost $1,300

Personal lubricant.

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

It could be 55 gallons of lube

If I'm going to buy a tub of anything on Amazon, I'm going to get my money's worth.

Don't want the character Marie Schrader on Breaking Bad, it helped but it sounds like. SOMEONES GONNA NEED TO GET OUT" and i love that one.

While you shopping on Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_GoNcEbP8HB13T

Its 16 of these: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389028921&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=barrelf+lube

Αμ δεν είναι λούστρο!

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

yeah I was going to move to Rhode Island, but now I have to pay sales tax on my 55 gallon drum of lube (https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO), so I'm going to Texas instead. Also, MA and CT already do this.

Maybe a bunch of these

55 Gallons of lube. Sigh, when I win the lottery...

I'm already running out of this

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_1_4_1k1_1u1i_4_x01_-srt-

Four of these bad boys?

Clearly that's just twelve 55ga drums of lube

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

yes it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows that amazon sells 55 gallon barrels of lube.

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

i love that one

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Here you go kind stranger, With Smiles, Giles

Not this

Save up another $1400 and get this 55 gallon drum of lube. http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1419966827&sr=1-1&keywords=lube

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Really? It's highly successful sure, but like Amazon? I can order nearly anything from Amazon (Great example: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO), but Coupang seems focused on the sort of items that sell at high volumes. I've done a few searches there and have come up empty-handed often, and have to run back over to G-Market.

I will say this: Coupang delivers fast as all hell.

Buy this for the big green weenie. https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481611595&sr=8-1&keywords=gallon%2Bof%2Blube&th=1

Might want to order a couple of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Several of these I'm guessing

If you can get a 55 gallon tub of lube from Amazon then you can basically get anything your heart desires.

Good news everyone!

The barrel of lube is half off right now, only 1,275 dollars! (plus free shipping)

Link

This isn't a pm, but I'll reply this link anyway

IT CAN STILL BE YOURS!

A 12-pack of 55-gallon drums of lube?

Knew I recognised this. http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

It's amazing what you can order from Amazon. For example, have you ever felt the need to acquire 55 gallons of personal lubricant?

And lube.

Here's the actual product listing, and here's the infamous review.

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1427864829&sr=8-1&keywords=55+gallon+lube

Bluetooth radio transmitter $49 My mp3s are on my phone in my pocket. I get in my car and push play on the bluetooth transmitter, and the mp3s play from my phone to my car radio, all wireless.

For $199 you can get a mini cnc lathe

And everyone's favorite: 55 gallon barrel of sex lube

I would try a GTO-3A 882.90 cal 32/81 mix 8004 GB Ram Chip

He bought a few of these

Thats 26 barrels of lube mind you - Amazon is more than happy to pay that and tell you where to shove those "worker productivity standards"

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

For anyone who wants to buy it

10 55 gallon drum of lube

In case anyone is curious: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

Is this post a joke? There are ~15,000 people living in university housing and every single fucking one of you is addicted to growing Jeff Bezos's pile of Amazonian gold, especially at the beginning of the semester. Give it more than six hours before you start getting verklempt. You'll be slipping and sliding into those DMs before you know it.

Would this be enough? All 55 gallons.

A 55 gal. drum of lube.

I bought this in bulk. The deal was too good to pass up. Now I need to make room in storage.

And 55 gallon drums of sex lube.

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

It's probably a pallet of lube. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO

thats not the only thing you can find on there

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

Get one of these and sign up for a twice a week subscription plan

I suppose I could always find a use for a second gimp.

Or maybe I can bribe the mods with this bad boy to get some sweet flair.

i'll buy a 55 Gallon of lube, don't ask me what I'll do with it though

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Too spendy to buy -- maybe just put it in your wish list: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1515093033&sr=8-1&keywords=lube&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

But Amazon is serious about it.