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So on my team we have a fun game called "I didn't know we sold _____". My favorite? Live praying mantis egg cases. There was a running joke that when one of the team left, we would buy a bunch and stick them in the drop ceiling to hatch and come raining down on the remaining team members.

This was festively dubbed "murder confetti".

Fortunately, no one ever actually went through with this and subjected us to a thousand (and yes, you get approximately A THOUSAND manti for ~$30) angry chitinous monstrosities.

But I can't see anything like this without thinking fondly of the fact that we truly sell everything.

Including murder confetti.