Banana slicer reviews enters the chat.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
I wanted him to review the infamous banana slicer.
Banana slicer https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Best white elephant gift ever.
Read the reviews.
Those are a personal favorite of mine. Have you gotten to enjoy the reviews for a banana slicer on Amazon?
Banana slicer. Don't know what I'd do without mine. http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
You, sir, need a banana slicer.
Hopefully they can crack down on the "Didn't arrive on time - one star" reviews but those fuckers better not delete the reviews from my beloved banana slicer!
The Hutzler 571 banana slicer! It slices both concave and convex bananas!
39,987 of 40,373 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011 By SW3K For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer was still the best $2.43 I ever spent /s . Now if only Hutzler came out with a banana slicer cleaning brush to save time cleaning those individual slots.